Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bonus Photos From Trinidad

This is me going to buy a Trinidad & Tobago flag. Mary thought I was being totally dorky so she took a picture of me. A few minutes after this photo was taken a horde of American adolescents descended upon this vendor.

Me and my flag. I guess it was a little dorky.

Mary and I in the jungle. We used the Gorilla pod to take this picture. We got this shot after about 10 tries. I was wearing this outfit when we got stopped by the Trinidad Police.
Cool bird nests in Asa Wright Nature Center. The birds hang their nests from the trees so the monkeys can't get them. The monkeys won't go out to the end of the branch for fear it will break. There are no flying monkeys in Trinidad.
The jungle is a really beautiful place. It reminds me of our backyard in Houston.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Careful Dar Now Boy!

We went to Trinidad and Tobago (specifically the island of Trinidad) for the Easter holiday (Semana Santa en Espanol). We had a very hard time finding flights to anywhere for Easter, which is, apparently, a very big travel holiday for Venezuelans. We have found that air travel in general in Venezuela is difficult due to various governmental policies, not the least of which is the limitations on the number of flights foreign carriers can make to or from Venezuela. The up shot is that, ironically, Miami, or even Houston, is a much better base of operation for travel to South America and the Caribbean than Caracas.

In any event, we did manage to find a flight to Trinidad which was no too ridiculously expensive and off we went to the birthplace of Calypso music. The trip there was pretty uneventful, except for the realization that it costs about $50 USD to leave Venezuela and the hassle of finding where in the airport one has to pay the “exit tax”. Upon arriving in Trinidad our first introduction to island culture was at the rental car counter where there was no sign of the person working at the counter for the company through which we had reserved a car. The young lady at a neighboring counter helpfully guessed that the guy had gone to lunch, but really she had no idea where he was. Frustrated, we asked if we could rent a car from her company and she asked us if we had a reservation. Um…no, we reserved a car with the missing-counter-agent-company. Then, no, she did not have any cars. About this time, the counter agent for yet a third rental company shows up at his counter, a company called something like “Singh’s Car Rental” and it turns out he does have a car for rent. At this point I should say a few words about the people of Trinidad and Tobago. The population is made up of descendents of African slaves brought by the English to work the sugarcane plantations, the descendents of East Indians (like as in India) brought as indentured servants after slavery was abolished, the interbred mixture of the two, and the white, English landowners. English is the official language, and it is spoken with either a British accent, or a “Rastafarian” accent. Hard work does not, however, appear to be something fostered by the island culture. Back to the story. So we go outside to see our rental car, which is a small compact car in what I would describe as “marginal” condition. Virtually every fender and bumper is slightly dented or scratched. And then it hits me. The steering wheel is on the wrong damn side of the car. Trinis drive on the wrong side of the road just like Brits. Here is a picture of the car:


Unless you have actually driven a wrong-side-of-the-road car, you have no idea how weird it feels. As soon as you sit down in the driver’s seat you reach to the middle of the car for the seat belt and grab nothing but air. Then you try to find the ignition, and come up with nothing. Go to shift the car into drive (thank goodness it was an automatic) and you grab the door handle. Go to make a turn and you flick on your windshield wipers instead of your turn signal. When backing up you keep trying to look down the outside of the car instead of through the center. The rear view mirror is not where it is supposed to be. Left turns feel wrong and right turns almost land you in oncoming traffic. Driving on the wrong side of the road is challenging to say the least. But we did overcome that obstacle.

We stayed in Port of Spain, the largest city in the country, which is about half the size of Waco, Texas. We stayed at the Gingerbread House a bed and breakfast that is a Victorian house in front with an ultra-modern attachment on the back. It had a small courtyard for a yard with a pool the size of a big hot tub with very cool, shiny tiles that looked like Abalone shells. We were staying in an older part of town, a residential district which is near the town center and the old government palaces on the Queens Park Savannah. The palaces are known as the “Magnificent Seven” (due to the fact there are seven of them). The government is now housed in two twin towers, which resemble 30 story versions of the former World Trade Center, located near the port facility. Several of the Magnificent Seven are quite run down and boarded up, others are under renovation. We visited the zoo which was a little sad:

We met a friend of Mary’s from her Con-Gen Class in Washington D.C. who is posted to Trinidad and Tobago for dinner and we saw her apartment which is very similar to our apartment in Caracas. In fact she had the exact same couch, love seat and dining room set. We went to a nice, but somewhat expensive, dinner at a restaurant called “Paisley” and met several of the other officers at the T&T embassy. We also got to experience getting lost in yet another country and found ourselves in the Rastafarian part of town. (I should re-name this blog “Lost” since so many of my stories revolve around being lost in a new city.)

The next day we went on a driving tour of the northern coast of Trinidad, then trough the coastal mountain range and cloud forests/jungle, into the central lowlands and back to Port of Spain. This a link to a map (you can move it around, zoom in and out, etc) insewrting it here makes the page too slow:

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=trinidad%20%26%20tobago&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

We started by heading north from Port of Spain toward Maraval then to Maracas Bay about 30 minutes from Port of Spain on the north coast. The coast is beautiful. It resembles Venezuela in that it is very rugged and the beaches are limited to small isolated coves bookended by imposing mountains that rise dramatically up from the sea. Here are some photos:


I should also say that the Trinis are really friendly. This guy sang a song for me, admittedly he was hustling tips, but the song was really funny. I though he was making it up on the spot

because he was incorporating elements into it like the fact that I am American and the road we were driving on was built by the Army Corps of Engineers and that I look like I might be an American engineer. But then I heard him sing the same song to another American Tourist.

We hung out at the beach at Maracas Bay which was beautiful in the way that only a Caribbean beach can be, lounging under towering palm trees and watching a large group of what I am guessing were American high school students on their first day of a spring break trip rough housing in the sea and then, as a group, flocking to a beach vendor selling cheap seashell jewelry. We ate lunch at a little shack on the beach called "Tantie Rita's" and had a local specialty called “Bake & Shark” which is a piece of deep fried battered shark on a deep fried bread that resembles a large New Orleans beignet dressed with sliced cabbage, garlic sauce and tomatoes. Mmmmmm…really good. It was worth the trip to the beach just to eat a Bake & Shark.

After continuing along the coast on increasingly narrower roads we made our way to the town of Blanchisseuse (which did not have a public beach) and turned south toward Mome la Croix heading into the jungle and we began our climb into the mountains. The road got worse and worse until it became little more than a one lane path with two way traffic. The jungle was breathtaking. Because it is high in the mountains it is quite cool and of course foggy and wet.

Venezuela and Trinidad have really changed my view on jungles. I always thought jungles were hot, steamy, mosquito infested swamps. But along the Caribbean coast they are cool, and lush with an amazing array of beautiful creatures and flowers.

I should also mention that the roads we were on clung to the sides of huge mountains. On one side was a steep drop off, the exact location of which was obscured by thick grass and plant growth that gave the appearance of adding several feet to the width of the road. On the other side the mountain. At one particular point, as several cars passed from the opposite direction (and remember, we are on the wrong side of the road) I nearly got the left front tire over the edge, which was apparent to the dreadlocked driver of the car passing me who said to me through his open window “careful dare now boy” in a heavy rasta accent. That became the theme of our trip from that moment on. Later, I got too close to the rock wall of the mountain and added some of my own minor damage to the car (which went unnoticed when we returned the car). Along the way we passed the Asa Wright Nature Center in the heart of the jungle and finally made it to Arima where we intended to get on the road to Port of Spain. Unfortunately, we got lost in the town and ended up on a “Priority Bus Road” that runs east and west trough central Trinidad. At one point while stopped at a traffic light we asked the driver of a bus if we were on the road to Port of Spain. He looked like Bob Marley, with a graying beard. In his heavy Caribbean accent he said “dis road go to da city, mahn, but it be only for da buses. Dee police see ya mahn dey gonna stop ya. Jus tell em dat ya lost, dey let ya go mahn.” Sure enough, about 15-20 km down the road there was a police check point and we get pulled over. The police officer, a large, bald, black man with a deep baritone voice with a very British accent, informed us we were on the bus-road and asked to see our driving permit. We handed him our passports instead. He asked if we had a driving permit and I handed him my Texas driver’s license. He looked at it and said, in a British accent, “Texas” and handed it back to me. He then asked for our insurance and I told him it was a rented car and that while I am sure that it is insured, I have no paperwork to that effect. He asked how long we had been in Trinidad and we told him we just got there yesterday and that we were lost and trying to find Port of Spain and that we thought this was the right road. He told us it was not the right road, but that trying to find the right road would probably just get us more lost, and told us to continue on down the bus road to Port of Spain. Then he shook my hand, welcomed me to Trinidad and sent us on our way. Now I represented police officers in Houston, Texas for several years and I can assure you that someone visiting from Trinidad, with no driver’s license or insurance, driving in what is basically the HOV lane would not have been given a hand shake, warm welcome and told to continue on in the HOV lane so as to not get lost. More likely the unfortunate soul would at least get a lecture and a ticket, and might get hauled off to jail. About two or three more km down the road, at another stop light, the bus driver pulls along side us and hangs out the window laughing and said “I told ya da police dey gon get ya, but dey gon let ya go.” The light changed, and we dove off. The bus driver was still laughing. Trinis are really friendly.

The next day was spent back in the jungle at the Asa Wright Nature Center. We saw lots of cool birds and plants and flowers. A photo can describe it better than my words.

This guy was hanging out on the side of the road. The rope goes right through his nose.

Trinis love KFC. There is one on every corner, including this one which is probably the largest KFC I have ever seen. The proprietor of our B&B said she thought they should put Colonel Sanders on the official Trinidad & Tobago Coat-of-Arms.




At the beginning of this post I mentioned that Trinidad, and in particular Port of Spain is considered the birth place of Calypso. Unfortunately, although we searched high and low for some Calypso, including in some pretty seedy parts of town, we never found any live Calypso. There was plenty of Reggae and Euro Disco pumped through sound systems, but no live music. I guess you have to come during Carnival for the Calypso. We finally found a Calypso band the day we left. All 80 of them were standing in line in front of us at the airport checking in for our same flight to Caracas.

Long Time, No Blog

Hola! It's been a long time since I bloged at ya. I understand that gas costs about $3.50 a gallon in the U.S. Here, you can fill your 16 gallon tank for $3.50. I just thought I would mention that up front. I wish we brought a huge gas guzzling SUV instead of the 25 MPG BMW.



Here is a list of what we have been doing in the last six or so weeks: (1) went to Trinidad (2) went scuba diving three times (3) went to El Hatillo (4) saw a cool museum and classical music concert (5) went to a party at the Embassador's house (6) went to several more parties here in Caracas (7) Started a new job as the editor of the Turpial which is the embassy newsletter (8) got my interim security clearence and started working at the finger printing job I was originally hired for (9) went on business to Puerto Cabello (10 ) hosted a fish fry (11) found some guys to play guitar with (12) Went to some great restaurants (13) went to the Avila (14) went to a giant store in Caracas that is like Sam's Club and (15) got weekly hour long massages (we still do that). I will try to fill in all the details over the course of the coming days and weeks. But, for now I have reprinted an article that I recently saw that pretty well sums up things in Caracas. It does a good job of describing the love/hate relationship Venezuelans have with Hugo Chavez and illustrating why Chavez is where he is today:



Wednesday April 23, 2008

It's Not Your Parents' Venezuela

By JOE O'NEILL

Columnist

Editor's note: This is the first of two parts about Joe O'Neill's recent trip to Venezuela.

The crowd at Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard and Himes Avenue - not counting two uniformed police officers and one in plain clothes - numbered about 60 people.

Their nationalities-in-solidarity: Venezuelan and Cuban. Their signs: hardly nuanced - notably, "Chavez = Castro + Hitler." Their ardent message: Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's easily demonized, polarizing president, must go.

"We're here to tell the world, 'No more Chavez,'" said protest organizer Norma Camero Reno, a Temple Terrace lawyer and one of an estimated 2,600 Venezuelan natives living in Hillsborough County. "He's dangerous. He's signed treaties with Iran. Sure, the U.S. makes mistakes, but we've got to take care of our hemisphere first. There has to be a leader. If not the U.S., who?"

What's a super power to do?

Arguably, it's the question of the ages for the United States, especially in America's own backyard. And nowhere, including Fidel- less Cuba, is this more apparent or important than in the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, the socialista South American nation with oil and attitude.

I was there for two weeks recently with the Washington-based Latin American Working Group, and although I wouldn't presume to have divined all there is to know, I do feel confident in saying that Venezuela looks much like a country in the midst of a sloppy, hybrid upheaval.

You can't always get milk or black beans; inflation hovers near 25 percent; and an even-tempered discussion on oil-revenue-as- foreign-policy-priority is an oxymoron. But it has its own time zone (Eastern minus 30 minutes); satellite dishes dominate skylines; and gas goes for about 15 cents a gallon.

This is not the zero-sum solution that Castro imposed on Cuba at the end of a gun barrel. This is a messy mix of bona fide ballot box, unwieldy bureaucracy, education and health commitments to the traditional "have-nots" and swaggering, in-your-face nationalism combined with socialism, consumerism, idealism, pragmatism and populism. Sprawling, carbon emission-choked Caracas has five-star hotels, a financial district, high-end fashion, auto dealers, over- the-top media, tony neighborhoods, Domino's Pizza delivery, a spotless, world-class metro system, Internet cafes and ubiquitous visages of Chavez, Che Guevara and Simon Bolivar.

It also features gridlock, motorcycle mayhem, street crime and some of the worst slums anywhere. Caracas has relegated Bogota, Colombia, to the runner-up spot as South America's most dangerous capital.

Venezuela is one of those Latin American countries that, until Chavez was elected in 1998, largely stayed under the geopolitical radar.

Sure, it had the usual hemispheric syndrome: a negligible middle class, a majority of dark-skinned poor and an entrenched, largely white, minority upper class - plus endemic corruption, "Midnight Express" prisons and electorate-insulated politicians. However, this country of 26 million was stable; it loved baseball, beer, American fast-food franchises and T-backed bathers; it led the world in Miss Universe finalists; and it was a reliable energy source. Our kind of OPEC member.

The charismatic Chavez has become a geopolitical game-changer and unwelcome security variable for America, Venezuela's biggest oil- trade partner. One upshot: The United States regularly ups the ante on aid to quasi-governmental entities - such as the National Endowment for Democracy, the International Republican Institute, the U.S. Agency for International Development and the Office for Transition Initiatives - that "promote democracy" in Venezuela without actually (illegally) intervening in a sovereign country's domestic politics. Talk about fine lines.

Venezuela also is a volatile border antagonist to Colombia, America's South American surrogate.

For Venezuelans living in the teeming barrios and remote rural areas, Chavez is the avatar of hope. Illiteracy has been virtually eliminated and infant mortality rates are down during his tenure.

For political incumbents, the business community, the private media and the traditionally educated, professional class of Venezuela, Chavez is a worst-case scenario. There are no upsides to an authoritarian enamored of nationalization. It's hardly happenstance that the ranks of Venezuelans in Florida, especially Miami, have been swelling for nearly a decade.

There is no neutrality, no political DMZ. Chavez, 54, is the personification of polarization. He has survived a coup attempt (2002), a devastating strike/lockout (2003), a recall referendum (2004) and an ongoing, opposition-media drumbeat. He was re-elected in 2006.

"Inflation is bad, there are shortages, this is not working," said Ingrid Melizan Lanser, the coordinator of educational programs for Fundacion Cisneros, the media conglomerate owned by billionaire Gustavo Cisneros. "Chavez is embarrassing in some of the things he says and does. We are stuck with him until at least 2012."

But, interestingly enough, Lanser, hardly a prototypical Chavista, voted for Chavez - the first time. She said the festering poverty and Third-World housing that dot the hillsides surrounding Caracas were demeaning reminders of derelict priorities.

"Nobody ever did anything," she sighed. "We needed a change from the past. He had appeal - but no more."

Then there's Carolina Bello, wife and mother of two, who lives in a modest house at the base of a citrus hill in Charallave outside Caracas in northern Venezuela. Her husband, Emilio, is a bus driver. She talked about what the Bolivarian Revolution has meant to her and why she was grateful. She mentioned access to schools and health clinics, and community councils. When she got to "hope," tears welled and she sobbed reverently about "a brown man with a mole" who was her president.

This is what Chavez has tapped into. He doesn't look like a Spanish land baron. The indigenous people see themselves in their president. As do others: An estimated 60 percent of the population is of African ancestry.

When Chavez called President George W. Bush "Satan" at the United Nations, Americans saw a buffoonish caricature. When he insulted King Juan Carlos, Spaniards saw a Latin lout. But Chavez's constituency of workers and the dirt poor - and it is a majority - saw one of their own standing up to the imperialist bully and a classic symbol of colonialism.

The challenge for Chavez, it would seem, is meeting the lofty expectations he ushered in with his people-empowering call for a "Bolivarian Revolution."

The plan to keep expanding and upgrading health clinics as well as eventually replacing the thousands of Cuban doctors and related health care personnel must work.

Improvements in housing, crime rates and inflation must be manifest. Venezuela, the fifth-largest oil exporter in the world, has a petro-skewed economy that cries out for diversification. Using oil revenue for weapons purchases as well as a barter-and-leverage commodity throughout Latin America must be seen by the disaffected as a meaningful benefit.

Chavez's poll ratings have slumped recently, which government officials attribute to bureaucratic bungling and resultant frustrations. The Chavez administration also lost an important referendum vote (51 percent to 49 percent) four months ago.

Although it was vote up or down on a 69-amendment proposal, no one denies that a critical provision was the one to remove the president's term limits. It's no secret that Chavez thinks 2012 is too soon to call it a career. And no one thinks that referendum won't be soon revisited with a down-sized package and a major get- out-the-Chavista-vote campaign starring Chavez, his own best advocate, especially on television. Chavez has his own show, the Sunday afternoon "Alo, Presidente."

Chances are that channeling Bolivar, who distrusted the United States and dreamed of uniting the continent, will only go so far with those expecting their piece of the action. Rallying cries against "neoliberalism" and all things Adam Smith won't help the need for bread-and-butter-issue help. And Venezuelan oil, among the most expensive to extract in the world, is particularly vulnerable to recessionary ripples because of Chavez's ambitious domestic agenda.

Phil Gunson, who covers Latin America for The Economist magazine and is based in Caracas, thinks Chavez is teetering politically.

"Only high oil prices stand between this government and a really frightening economic, social and political collapse," Gunson said. "And the worst thing is there's no organized alternative ready to take over if the government implodes."

And, yet, there's no gainsaying the impact of clinics and schools where there were none. Or higher education access for those traditionally excluded. Or community access TV and public radio for areas previously considered too unimportant. Or the visceral power of "hope" for those who see the face of Venezuela in "a brown man with a mole."